NA HOSTAGE
PLEASE HELP OUR CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on Kalayaan Avenue near Batasan. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorist have kidnapped the entire House of Representative and and Senate, and they're asking for a P100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a liter."
PLEASE HELP OUR CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on Kalayaan Avenue near Batasan. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorist have kidnapped the entire House of Representative and and Senate, and they're asking for a P100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a liter."
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