INQUIRER - Defense: Is offense impeachable? If this were an offense, then all the government officials who followed the prevalent practice of using the fair market value, not acquisition cost, as the basis for declaring the worth of properties in their SALNs should also be held liable, defense lawyer and spokesperson Tranquil Salvador III argued. "Before you make a ruling on the Chief Justice, is it something that could be reviewed? Is it something that could be corrected? That will lead us to the final question: Is that an impeachable offense? Assuming it's a noncompliance, is it sufficient to remove him from office?" Salvador told reporters after a forum.

how to use "noynoying" in a sentence:

wife to husband: kumilos ka naman batugan! puro "noynoying" ka na lang!

teacher to student: ibabagsak kita! the whole sem nag "noynoying" ka lang!

MPC to lacierda, valte and carandang: puro kayo "noynoying", wala naman kayong ginagawa! ang sagot nyo palagi - "di namin alam!"

MLA STANDARD: The Palace is out to cripple the political opposition in the 2013 elections by taking control of their priority development assistance funds, minority lawmakers charged Friday. House Minority Leader and Zambales Rep. Milagros Magsaysay said she would consider challenging the Executive department's  "excessive abuse of authority and power" over funds that had been legally appropriated under the Appropriations Act before the Supreme Court. Siquijor Rep. Orlando Fua, a member of the committee on appropriations, condemned what he described as the "despotic and tyrannical tendencies" of President Benigno Aquino III. 

DZBB: EX-DOTC SEC. MENDONZA COLLAPSES (5:07-5:08 Big time Balita) by Manny Vargas -Dating DOTC Sec. Leandro Mendoza nag-collapse habang ipinagdidiwang ang kaarawan sa San Juan, Batangas. Mendoza nakaalis na sa Batangas lulan ng isang chopper papunta sa pagamutan sa Metro Manila. Source ng DZBB sinabing stable naman ang kundisyon ng dating transportation and communication secretary.

FWD - new vocabulary:
NOYNOYING - walang ginagawa
ABNOYING - hindi alam ang ginagawa
SIMEONING - kunwari may ginagawa
PSP-YING - ito lang ang ginagawa
ANNOYING - according to La Mierda

FWD: The news that Noynoy and Kris visited the INC HQ and got the support of the INC to declare a mistrial of CJ CORONA is NOT TRUE. The lie is being spread to throw mud at INC and to pre-emp the AQUITAL of CJ CORONA. PLS PASS.

INQUIRER - TIGLAO
The house of political prostitutes -"never before has taxpayer money been brazenly used for political warfare against a sitting President's perceived enemies. Never before has it been used to push Congress to attack a coequal branch of government that is the bedrock of the rule of law. Never before has it been used to rouse a lynch mob, and to provide a venue where, as a senior Liberal Party senator put it, "he would strip naked and humiliate the Chief Justice in public, and with his family too."

INQUIRER: DORONILA
The President was making a pronouncement on the weight of the evidence of the prosecution, although he is not accredited as a participant. He is an outsider offering gratuitous advice of little probative value in the trial. If he were not President, the court  could have hustled him out as a nuisance. He is not a prosecutor. He is not a judge at the trial. And yet, he is pronouncing judgement, usurping the function of the Senate court. He is telling senator-judges how they would vote in the way he wants it to happen. If he were an ordinary citizen, the judge would have declared him in contempt of court.

EMIL JURADO: Septuagenarian Demetrio Vicente's photos were on the front page of a tabloid-like national broadsheet the other day. Vicente, who had suffered several strokes that hampered his speech, was shown in unflattering shots - grimacing in pain at times with his tongue at unnatural angles. The publication of these photos was unkind and malicious. How un-Christian and un-Filipino!
My first reaction to it was to stand up and explain: "Santa Banana, have media gone this far?"

MANILA STANDARD: Palace control of pork a bad idea, says opposition House Minority Leader and Quezon Rep. Danilo Suarez also condemned the Palace policy. He said he had been trying to set a meeting with Palace officials to inquire into the status of the releases of pork barrel for his colleagues in the minority, but they were yet to get any replies from the Palace.